I’ve been writing this blog for almost eight years now. But what have I got for it? Very little. You fuckers have been taking me for granted. I try to put some light into the world and all I get is complaints, threats of lawsuits or just plain indifference. I don’t know why I go on. Actually, that’s not true. I do know why I go on. It’s because there is one group of people who really, completely get me. They understand the value of my work; they offer sharp critique from time to time; and they also offer many products that help—so I am told—with issues of virility, hair-loss and acquisition of female Russian friends. I am referring, of course, to my spammers. I too have been guilty of taking them for granted. No more! While I will be keeping their product offers to myself, I do want to share with you some of the lovely comments they have left for me in just the last week or two. Read them all—you too might learn to value me as you should!

If you’ll excuse my vanity, I’ll begin with the ones that offer all-out praise:

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But this kind of attitude makes me sick!

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If you really enjoyed reading through my posts Iona, why would you want to go anywhere else? Shame!

Also very disappointed that Amos never got back to me.

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I do love a crazy coincidence!

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Sena! Thanks for the forward! Yes, that’s right! I am your good old room mate! Oh the times we had! Did you ever find out who kidnapped your hedgehog?

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A very valid question! But let’s keep going with the cavalcade of praise!

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Later in life? Try to be more like Brent, Clay! On the other hand Clay says he’s going to come back often—maybe Brent should try to be more like Clay?

Okay, that’s enough shameless puffery. Not everyone finds my writing easy to understand or illuminating enough. This makes me sad!

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But maybe the fault is mine. Fredia and Marco make good points though it’s a bit confusing: should I use more or less videos?

Fredia Aukamp: “Have you ever thought about including a little bit more than just your articles? I mean, what you say is valuable and all. But just imagine if you added some great images or video clips to give your posts more, “pop”! Your content is excellent but with images and video clips, this website could definitely be one of the greatest in its field. Very good blog!”

Marco Lanini: “Write more, thats all I have to say. Literally, it seems as though you relied on the video to make your point. You obviously know what you’re talking about, why throw away your intelligence on just posting videos to your weblog when you could be giving us something informative to read?”

And others offer appreciation leavened with sharp, original critiques; and even when they disagree they wish me well:

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David OG: “its ok to be wrong. Your analogies are about as accurate your reviews. Enjoy those Bunnah 18s.”

Thank you for your warm, loving support and your honest feedback—it’s people like you who give me the motivation to keep going. The next eight years are for you!