Grand Szechuan: The Return

This past Saturday was a momentous day for our family. We went out to eat indoors at a restaurant in Minnesota for the first time since the pandemic began in early 2020. We’ve eaten outdoors at a number of places together; we’ve eaten indoors in Kansas City and Los Angeles; the missus and I have gone out to a few dine-in meals with friends; but we had not gone out, all four of us, to eat inside a restaurant in Minnesota. Before omicron happened we’d expected we’d be doing this as soon as the younger boy got his shots in November—but as it turned out, we needed to wait another two-and-a-half months to get comfortable with the idea. But now that things seem to be improving a fair bit in the state we felt—and feel—more comfortable with the prospect and indeed it seems now (with all of us double vaxxed and 3/4 of us boosted) that if we don’t begin to resume something more close to our old normal public life we might never do so. Hopefully, this decision will not come back to bite us in the rear: three days later we seem to all be fine and I pray it will stay that way.

That Grand Szechuan was our first port of call will be no surprise to anyone who reads this blog regularly. It is our favourite restaurant as a family in Minnesota. And while we’ve been eating takeout from them at a regular clip since April 2020, we have been sorely missing the experience of eating there in person. Both because the food is of course better coming a few steps from the kitchen to the table than traveling 35 minutes by car and being reheated and because the experience of being at a restaurant you enjoy and go to often is a very particular social experience—and one we’d missed a lot.

We went with good friends who’ve eaten there many times with us (they’d made their return to dining-in a while before us and so it wasn’t their first time back). We were five adults and our two boys (who ate as much as one very hungry adult between them). We got a mix of some favourite dishes and some dishes we hadn’t ordered via takeout on account of their not being likely to survive the drive/reheating well. Even adjusting for our happiness in being back in person it was a very fine meal indeed.

What did we eat?

  • Spicy Wontons. We buckled and got these a couple of times as takeout but man, they’re so much better eaten right after they’re steamed!
  • Stir-fried Sliced Noodles. Also from the Szechuan Snacks part of the menu, we had missed this dish mightily and were happy to eat it again, a few steps away from the wok. A mild dish that I recommend highly. We got it with beef on this occasion.
  • Couple’s Beef. The cold appetizers as a group take very well to takeout so this wasn’t quite as much of a return. But it was very good.
  • Dan Dan Noodles. For the boys and they appreciated eating it freshly made as well.
  • Fried Eggs and Tomato Soup. We hadn’t had this unlikely-seeming soup in a while but enjoyed it very much.
  • Chengdu Grilled Lamb. This is our favourite lamb dish on their menu. We might have got it once as takeout but it is just so much better coming straight from the kitchen.
  • #126. The pork dish without a name. This is one of the missus’ absolute favourite dishes on the menu: a livid (and lethal) red stew with tripe, cubes of blood, forcemeat etc.. And after missing it for a long time she was very happy to eat it again. We got it at a very high heat setting and it was as painful as it was tasty.
  • Fish-Flavoured Chicken. This was the boys’ choice, having become one of their favourites during the pandemic. Very good, as always.
  • Szechuan Green Beans. The dish that is always on the table at our meals at Grand Szechuan.
  • Spicy Squid Roll/Triple Flavour Squid. We ordered this as takeout a few times but it was never at its best in that form, as the interplay between the crisp, chewy and soft textures don’t survive a long drive and reheating. And so we were glad to re-confirm that this is one of the very best dishes served in any Minnesota restaurant.
  • Crispy Walleye in Bean Sauce. Though the show-stopping preparation and presentation of the state fish is not far behind either. A large walleye, fried whole to a crisp and served on a delectable hot-sweet bean sauce. How I’ve missed it.

For a look at the restaurant and what we ate, launch the slideshow below. Scroll down to see how much all this cost and what is coming next.

Yes, we ordered 11 dishes. What’s your point? With tax and tip the total came to about $225. At $37.5/head that might seem like a lot for six people (counting the boys as one adult)—though I would argue it would still be a good value compared to many high-end restaurants in the Twin Cities. But it was a lot of food. Our portion of the leftovers generated four full adult meal portions and presumably so did what our friends carried away. At a conservative estimate, 12 adults could have eaten what we got to their satisfaction. So the real per head cost is closer to $18 which is just a steal for the quality. 10/10, would do it again.

And speaking of doing it again: we are thinking of going out to eat indoors at a restaurant again this coming weekend. This time it will likely be at one of our favourite Indian restaurants: either Godavari or Indian Masala. Two opposite ends of the metro—the call may come down to what other errands we need to run before or after. Meanwhile, if you too are back to dining in peson, I highly recommend going to Grand Szechuan. And I also highly recommend going to Grand Szechuan even if you are still doing takeout only. Either way, I will remind you to look at my guide to ordering at Grand Szechuan.



5 thoughts on “Grand Szechuan: The Return

  1. We’re still doing takeout, and will be celebrating our anniversary this week with a no holds barred takeout from GS this weekend. I’ve had the order window open since last Saturday adding this, removing that, going back and forth between the order form and your guide. It’s both fun and agonizing.


      • Spicy squid roll is one of my top few restaurant dishes, so that will be the fixed star all others revolve around. We are getting enough for at least 2 or 3 meals. New items, meaning ones I’ve not ordered before but am considering based on your recommendations, is Chairman Mao’s braised pork belly, fish in milky white broth, and one of the spicy tofu dishes.


  2. Meant to say, it was a pleasure reading about your eating in experience. It’s lovely that you all were able to return to gathering inside a restaurant again to enjoy a meal.


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